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You May Be Redneck... If Any Of Your Hobbies Require Dogs And A Lantern.
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-- You may be redneck...
if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
You may be redneck... if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal.
You may be redneck... if your wife wears any camouflage lingerie.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
