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• My Little Chickadee Let me give you one word of advice
  ever give a sucker an even break. --W.C. Field...
• I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
  In one word he told me secret of success in mathematic...
• I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
• And for just one look from your sad eyes, you had such pretty sad eyes.
• Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Field
• You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
  -- W. C. Field...
• Who stole the cork from my breakfast? -- W. C. Field
• If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw." -- W. C. Field
• If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw. -- W. C. Field