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  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
  -- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• 69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...