You'll Never Be Half The Woman Your Father Was!
You'll never be half the woman your father was!
Never underestimate the power of a woman. If you do, they'll call you names.
..like "husband" and "father"--but not necessarily in that order....
My father, a good man, told me "Never lose your ignorance
you cannot replace it." -- Erich Maria Remarque...
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Chances are she believes it. -- Wes Smith
I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
You may be redneck... if your father made your personalized license plate.
You may be redneck... if your father is also your uncle.