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• Never underestimate the power of a woman. If you do, they'll call you names.
  ..like "husband" and "father"--but not necessarily in that order....
• My father, a good man, told me "Never lose your ignorance
  you cannot replace it." -- Erich Maria Remarque...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
• Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Chances are she believes it. -- Wes Smith
• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• You may be redneck... if your father made your personalized license plate.
• You may be redneck... if your father is also your uncle.