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• Are You Experienced?
• When you transcend the medium, you have achieved art. -- Solomon Sho
• All of Adventuredom gives tribute to you, Adventurer Grandmaster!
• You may now consider yourself a "Seasoned Adventurer".
• Your score puts you in Master Adventurer Class A.
• Your score qualifies you as a Novice Class Adventurer.
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  You immediately get attacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum...
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  You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced....