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• You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned.
• You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.
• A dropped tool will land where it will do the most damage. -- The Law of Selective Gravitatio
• A humble, obedient attitude will serve you well in anything you do in life. -- Joseph B. Wirthli
• If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
• Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
• Cherry ripe, ripe, ripe, I cry, Full and fair ones,--come and buy!
  If so be you ask me where They do grow, I answer, there, Where my Julia's lips do smile,-- There 's the land, or cherry-isle....
• Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment.
  Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy and Scratchy Land" -- the violentest place on earth[tm]....