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You find people ready enough to do the Samaritan, without the oil and twopence.
-- Sydney Smith (1769-1845) -- Lady Holland's Memoir, Vol. i, p. 261...
You find something amusing? Lieutenant Worf, I like him.
To be more accurate I understand him, the warrior proud, fearless, living only for combat....
You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
.. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.
-- How does a person decide whom to marry?? -- Kelly, AGE 9...
You folks aren't talking about Barney, are you? I'm outta here.
You food is accepted, thankfully. As a token of their appreciation, appreciation, they put out a carved animal figure.
You fool, dwarves eat only coal! Now you've made him *really* mad!!
You fools! BULLETS WON'T STOP HIM!
You fool! That's the History Eraser Button!!!

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