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YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!
! An make it SNAPPY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
You goddamn cornhuskers are all alike. -- Jim Thompso
You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street -- you know how you feel and that's all.
It's how the girl feels too. Don't press. If the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know....
You got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you, Bob?
You got an alarm clock in there, sir?" "No! No, heavens, no, no.
. Just vests." "Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off....
You got any more taglines I can plagiarize ?
You got a thing or two to learn about me baby.
You go to bed, dear. I'll bag the nazi and tiddy up. -- Paul Bland, from Eating Raoul
You go to heaven...God sneezes... What do you say?
You go to jail for doin' something normal. Ain't no law against peein' in public.
They get you for indecent exposure. As long as you pee and don't zip your pants down, that's normal....

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