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• The ABCs of Appliance Repair: a) At the first sign of electrical or mechanical trouble, gently wipe the outside of the appliance with a damp cloth.
  This should correct the problem. b) If that doesn't work, don't do anything....
• Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
  If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....
• Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it.
  Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors....
• I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating...
• Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
• Data, how can you be programmed as a virtual encyclopedia of human information and not know a simple word like snoop?
  Possibility: A kind of human behavior I was not designed to emulate....
• You are a devil at everything, and there is no kind of thing in the 'versal world but what you can turn your hand to.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are. -- Don Herold
• OS/2 /O S too/ n. The anointed successor to MS-DOS for Intel 286- and 386-based micro
  proof that IBM/Microsoft couldn't get it right the second time, either....