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• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money.
  The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac...
• Your children need your presence more than your presents. Jesse Jackso
• For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
• Your cat is in great need of being confused.
• Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room?
  Is it real expensive? Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff....
• on the phone] Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast!
  How old are you? ... [jots it down] Uh huh. And what's your birthday?...
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
• Your friends need you.