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• You will step on the toes of many co-workers.
• You should learn to be assertive, but not with me.
• You know you'r paranoid about security when: Your co-workers picture you as a twinnosed triclope.
• I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
  I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
• How come animal shelter workers are paid more than childcare workers?
• Homer: Ohhhhh... Marge: What? Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
  Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd be my own wife....
• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
  -- Ben Kenobi (Star Wars)...