You Can Believe Me, Because I Never Lie, And I'm Always Right.
"You can believe me, because I never lie, and
I'm always right."
-- George Tirebiter said
"I always lie, and I'm always right."
-- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said
George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
-- Red Butto...
I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
-- They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal...
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk, Me, I'm just a lawnmower.
.. you can tell me by the way I walk....
I will never lie to you.
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong. -- Sam Goldwy
There's a revised version of "The customer is always right" which I find much more appealing, which i
"The customer may not always be right, but the customer is always the customer....
When I was made presidential press secretary my father sent me a telegram
"Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie." -- Bill Moye...