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  and you are never so much annoyed as when they take you at your word....
• There was once a professor of law who said to his stude
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• [The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people. -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)
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  -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)...
• Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham...
• Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
  --W. Somerset Maugham, autho...
• Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham...
• Money is like a sixth sense -- and you can't make use of the other five without it.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)...