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• And so to bed.
• Murphy's Law of the Office: Copying machines mangle only important documents.
  Corollary: If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will do so only when you are copying a personal letter....
• There will come a time when the sheep can bed down with the Lion, but it will come only after the Commercial Strength Sleepeze has been introduced to the market.
• It's so easy to laugh It's so easy to hate It takes strength to be gentle and kind -- Morrissey
• CONGRATULATIONS! You have managed to escape from the Necromancers tower. tower.
• So do the noble fall. For they are ever caught in a trap of their own making.
  A trap -- walled by duty, and locked by reality. Against the greater force they must fall -- for, against that force they fight because of duty, because of obligations....
• I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
  So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillip...
• You bring someone home, say 'Hi, Mom, this is so-and-so,' she immediately knows everything except which side of the bed he sleeps on.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.