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• Yes, this is an age of moral crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishment for your evil.
  But it is not man who is now on trial and it is not human nature that will take the blame....
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  The man who is above his business may one day find his business above him. -- Drew...
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  Two. One to change it and one to wrap the dead one in plastic....
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...
• How many MIS guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Note: Virus in message has been passed to your system.