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• Men: You can't live with them, and you can't leave them by the curb when you're done with them.
• You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.
• If women call you a Jock, can you call them a napkin?
• Men: Can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.
• Women. You can't live with them, and sheep can't cook.
• When going on vacation, be sure to leave cans of dog food and a can opener where your dog can easily reach them.
• Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
• There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
  -- Stephen Still...
• To shake people up, to wake them from their sleep, while knowing you are committing a crime and that it would be a thousand times better to leave them alone
  ince when they wake, too, you have nothing to offer them... -- E.M. Ciora...