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Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful?
Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same entropy to create bugs instead?
-- Steve Elia...
Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous? -- Calvin and Hobbe
Why was the Ferranti flag taken down? Jim Adamoli says that it was drooping too much.
A new flag is being made out of silk so that it will better catch the wind....
Why was Worf stuck to the ceiling? Static Klingon!
Why watch MST3K? Go to the cinema and *YOU* can be the one talking.
Why we need liberal
Why, when people pray, do they invariably ask for something?
Why? Why! because I laugh.

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