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Wide is the gate and broad is the way that leadeth to destruction.
-- New Testament -- Matthew vii, 13...
Wide was his parish, and houses fer asonder.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Canterbury Tales, Prologue, Line 493...
widget: n. 1. A meta-thing. Used to stand for a real object in didactic examples (especially database tutorials).
Legend has it that the original widgets were holders for buggy whips. "But ...
WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character.
-- Ambrose Bierc...
Widows are divided into two classes: The bereaved and the relieved.
WID: Write Invalid Data
Wife and Hunting dog missing. $1.00 reward for the mutt.
WIFE.ARJ -Strange program: Only contains lots of on-line help!
Wife's a bitch - then you die.
Wife to sleeping spouse: "Wake up! Who the hell is Tina!!?

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