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• Continental Life. Why do you ask?
• No, I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, peasant?
• When you see someone across the room and suddenly know for a fact that he's the most wonderful man on earth, you've got instant lust on your hands.
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• Pro: Children ask better questions than do adults. "May I have a cookie?
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• If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.