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Why would Imperial Troops want to slaughter Bob?
Why would we have different races if God meant us to be alike and associate with each other?
-- Lester Maddox...
Why would you WANT to port C news to your PC?
Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums.
This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out....
Why yes---a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad...
Why yes, as a matter of fact, everyone IS laughing at you.
Why, yes... I AM a rocket scientist.
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
Why, you barfly, I'll stick a wick in your mouth and use you for an alcohol lamp!
-- Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)...
Why You Can't Run When There's Trouble in the Office

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