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• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• The world bores you when you're cool." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
  -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...
• ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too... -- Calvin & Hobbe
• What will we do when they come?" "See if we can sell Mom and Dad into slavery for a star cruiser.
  -- CALVIN AND HOBBES...
• Ignorance is where learning begins...
• It says tigers nearly faced extinction and their future remains in doubt.
  ... This explains why I don't meet many babes. -- CALVIN AND HOBBES...