Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Why won't this dang thing work?
Why work for a living when you can die for art?
Why worry about tomorrow, when today is so far off?
Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
- Lister, when they discover the suicides in -- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'...
Why would anybody want to use taglines????
Why would anyone name a computer virus after a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Why would Elvis be hanging around trailer parks?

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