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Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree?
Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Use the dollar as a bookmark. -- Fred Stolle
Why reach for the musket when the custard pie will do?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why read the Docs....I'm already confused.
Why's Clinton hiding under the table? We're serving draft beer.
Why send missiles to Europe when you can armadillo?
Why settle for the lesser evil? Cthulhu for President.
Why, she would hang on him, As if increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 2...

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