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• You tell 'em Custard Pie, You've got the crust.
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• Harris had the beefstead pie between his knees, and was carving it, and George and I were waiting with our plates ready.
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• Why fall in love when there's better things to do?
• Man's reach must exceed his grasp, for why else the heavens?
• Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
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