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• You're so stupid you have to use a bookmark to read a bumpersticker.
• A Dill Pickle makes a soggy bookmark.
• A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
  A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want. -- William Binge...
• A fool and his money are soon parted, but nobody can part a two-dollar toupee. -- Fred Alle
• There's not a lot of warmth between me and my mother.
  I asked her about it. I said, "Mrs. Stoller ..." -- Fred Stolle...
• A day late and a dollar short.
• I'll buy that for a dollar.
• while (forever) { day++; dollar--; }
• I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident.
  I hit a bookmark. -- Steven Wrigh...