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Why marry a virgin? If she wasn't good enough for the rest of them then she isn't good enough for you.
Why may not a goose say thus: "All the parts of the universe I have an interest i
he earth serves me to walk upon, the sun to light me...
Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks?
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
Why must every generation think their folks are square?
Why must love always be accompanied--sooner or later--by sorrow and pain?
Why not? Because pure bliss is for pure idiots. -- Edward Abbey...
Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing?
-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotio...
Why My Laughin' Sure Ain't Funny.
Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out they are another's.
-- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft, 1681...
Why no, Ossifer, I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
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