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• If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz
• If sex is so personal, why are we expected to share it with someone else? -- Lily Tomli
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. -- Lily Tomli
• T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
  And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
• Why are programmers criticized for re-inventing the wheel, when car manufacturers are praised for it?
• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• We are NOT schizophrenic!! So there! And there!
• We used to be Schizophrenic.