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• Windows 3.1 vs. OS/2. (Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson)
• SMILEY :~-) so happy, s/he is crying
• Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson commercial? In 6 years I'm going to Disneyworld!
• He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
• Everybody's got plans...until they get hit. -- Mike Tyson, heavyweight champ on plans released by Tyrell Biggs' camp -- on how they would defeat the champ.
• Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy? Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work
  he only one who has it easy is Marge....
• In the Book of Galatians, we are told that whatever a man soweth, that also he will reap.
  This is the reason why so many breakfast foods now have oat bran in them....
• He's so old he gets winded playing checkers. -- Ed Wy
• The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero uses his fear, projects it onto his opponent, while the coward runs.
  It's the same thing, fear, but it's what you do with it that matters....