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• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
• Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?
  Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand....
• Egotist: A man who thinks that if he hadn't been born, people would have wondered why.
  -- Dan Po...
• An expert is a man who has stopped thinking. Why should he think? He's an expert.
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  "What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....