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• Never remove an anomaly simply because it is an anomaly. -- Macaulay
• The land of the free! This is the land of the free!
  Why, if I say anything that displeases them, the free mob will lynch me, and that's my freedom....
• I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he had a sense of humor.
  -- William Inge...
• Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first word a child learns and often the first word he speaks.
  It is a cheap word because it requires no explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of thought on every occasion....
• I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never spoke.
  I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?...
• He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word.
  The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense....
• From the crown of his head to the sole of his foot he is all mirth
  he has twice or thrice cut Cupid's bowstring, and the little hangman dare not shoot at him...
• It is a sad commentary on today's society that this fortune has to be classified as "offensive" simply because it contains the word "fuck".