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• Burns takes the puppies out of a bath] Burns: There you are.
  ..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look...
• Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut.
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• Save the Rainforest! Eat a vegetarian!
• You can expose yourself on the subway and it doesn't cost you a dime.
  Unless you spit. Then it's a twenty-five-dollar fine....
• If you can't be vegetarian, then eat one.
• I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about. -- David Brenne
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?