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• A liberal is usually a wealthy person who is able to offer others advice on how they should spend their money.
• How many mutants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two thirds. Note: Many mutations/birth defects result in people missing limbs, etc....
• When all else fails, spend money!
• XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
  The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
• Lisa: The people who deserve it are on the streets, and they're in the slums.
  They're little children who need more library books, and they're families who can't make ends meet....
• To give away money is an easy matter and in any man's power.
  But to decide to whom to give it, and how large and when, and for what purpose and how, is neither in every man's power nor an easy matter....
• Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
• Happy people are just so gross.