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When the witch said Abradacabra, nothing happened. She's a hopeless speller. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
When the working day is done, o-oh, girls just wanna have fun.
When the world dangles something that glitters in front of you, it AIN'T gold. -- Lon Solomo
When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
When the world needs an enema...the tube will planted in America.
When the writer becomes the center of his attention, he becomes a nudnik.
And a nudnik who believes he's profound is even worse than just a plain nudnik....
When the writer has done his best, he then should proceed to do his second best. -- Edward Abbey
When they are at Rome, they do there as they see done.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect....
When they begin the overture, they start to end the show.
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.
' -- Theodore Roosevel...

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