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When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground. -- Old Jewish saying
When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.
-- Charles P. Boyle...
When the prototype has been fully assembled according to lab instructions, a minimum of 11 components are left.
-- Vuilleumier's Seventh Law...
When the radio mentions a landslide, cross your fingers and hope it is talking about an election.
When there appears to be more than one possible solution to a problem, the simplest is most likely to be correct.
When there appears to be no hope; when all around you are screaming like lost souls and every spell you try fails to work
when it appears that chaos and evil will at last triumph over good -- then i...
When there are sufficient funds in the bank account, cheques take two weeks to clear.
When there are insufficient funds, cheques clear overnight. -- Gerard's Law...
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
-- Avery...
When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac
When there is a public outcry to cut deadwood and fat from any government bureaucracy, it is the deadwood and the fat that do the cutting, and the public's services are cut.
-- Magary's Principle...

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