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• Wagner's Law of Sports Coverage: When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.
• Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
  -- Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst`...
• Giant Space Hamster spit cures male-pattern baldness.
• Indisputable Law of Sports Contracts: The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.
• Exciting plays only occur when your are watching the scoreboard or buying food.
  -- Moser's Law of Spo...
• Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history
  dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire....
• Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history
  dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire....
• washing software n. The process of recompiling a software distribution (used more often when the recompilation is occuring from scratch) to pick up and merge together all of the various changes that have been made to the source.