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• Lost time is never found again, unless the refs check the replay!
• I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
  Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my fortune cookie I found the guy's check sitting at the next table....
• There is more difference within the sexes, than between them. -- Ivy Compton-Burne
• The truth will be found when it is no longer needed.
• Classified material is considered lost when it cannot be found.
• The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
  -- Compton MacKenzie, "Cats' Company...
• If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.
• People who constantly check the coin return in the pay phone, when they have no change coming, should be whipped.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you hip-check Quaker Oates.