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• If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
• When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Idle hands are the devils playthings.... busy hands will make you go blind.
• Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?
• One of life's little ironies is the fact that when you finally master a tough job, you make it look easy.
• Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
• SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
• If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt!