When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk
about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with
gonorrhea.
-- Bill Maher
about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with
gonorrhea.
-- Bill Maher
Related:
- Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL
when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
Zippy the... - Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did
to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!"
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Zippy the... - Krusty: {I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -... - The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid.
Girls got pinned--not nailed. -- Bill... - I get my castles the old-fashioned way.
I conquer them... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon... - I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad.
Oedipus... - I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married
dear old dad. --... - A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college,
taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company...
From the same category:
- Shall I, wasting in despair,
Die because a woman 's fair?
Or make pale my cheeks with care, 'Cause another's... - Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to
be with people they only see once a year.
And then discover once a year is way too often. ... - To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar... - This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life,
you would have received further instructions as to... - You enter a field of brightly color flowers...
Wow,
man! These are some pretty poppies!... poppies... poppies...
