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• You know I don't repeat gossip, so I'm only going to say this once...
• If you don't say it, they can't repeat it. -- Carla's Rule of Gossip
• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• John: ...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde, but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift.
  Marge: I don't, but I loved hearing it! -- Old gossip ain't what it used to be, "Homer's Phobia...
• Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
• When you control a man's information sources, you control his mind.
• Information Processing: What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.
• When I nod my head, you hit it.