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• SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS.
  . He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!...
• Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead