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  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....
• I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy that they didn't rehearse at all.
  And so the first time when I found that out, I rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and the next day I rehearsed through the second movement -- this was the piece _Cheap Imitation_ -- and they then were ashamed....
• Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
  I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
• What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.
• Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road.
  I know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back....
• God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
  "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
• Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't both win.
  Flanders: Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt. Dead Putting Society...