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At the moment of meeting, the parting begins.
At the next beep it will be... 00:29:28
At the retirement center for senior citizens, Wrinkle City, if everyone happens to smile at once it's automatically declared Halloween.
The residents are so elderly it's considered a good deed for a...
At these prices, I lose money-- but I make it up in volume. -- Peter G. Alaquo
At the sound of the tone, YOUR telephone's going to EXPLODE!
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
-- Tom Gibb...
At the store yesterday, I came upon a giant glass jar of maraschino cherries that had broken on the floor.
As the clerk appeared with a mop, I said, "Looks like the end of a month of sundaes....
At the tagline, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
At the tail in retreat. This is dangerous. One must not wish to undertake anything.
At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.

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