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  Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right....
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  -- Bullwinkle J. Moose...
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  Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare your intention to create a "composition....
• It ain't over until you read the tagline!
• If you can read this, thank a teacher.