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• My friends...what are hot dogs? Chopped dog? No, they're chopped eyeballs, and what's better on eyeballs than A-1?
• If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
• What the hell is "opposite sex"?
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• Buster my pup...
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  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....