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• If you think it's buggers, but it's snot.
• Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot -- Guina
• Well, it snot funny. Mucous is a very serious thing.
• Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!" -- Post Brothers Comic
• You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. Lenny Bruce
• Barney: [discovers the salad bar] Hey, what's this?
  Moe: A sneeze guard. Barney: [sneezes, spewing snot all over the sneeze guard] Wow, it really works!...
• What's the difference between a physicist and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
• What's the difference between COBOL and forcible sodomy. Not much.
• What's the difference between genius & stupidity? Me, and You.