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• Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers.
• Following the Vatican declaration that women cannot become priests because they do not resemble Chri
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• There's no accounting for taste. -- Col Sande
• If It doesn't matter, and what if it did?
• What happens when you cross a chicken with a banjo? You get a chicken that plucks itself.
• It's not a matter of life or death, but what is? What is?
• Colonel North, do you understand what we mean by the U.
  S.S.R.? Yes sir, it is a code name for Russia....
• Chicken feed is what most of our nest eggs have turned into.