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What's An Arkansas Virgin? An Ugly 5th Grader.
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What's an Arkansas virgin? An ugly 5th grader.
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Virgin, n.: An ugly third grader.
What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? The impossible dream.
Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep.
What's the difference between Arkansas women & a 747? About 10 lbs.
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.
What most men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
-- Kerry Thornley, Principia Discordia, 5th editio...
