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What made you think I like taglines?
What maintains one vice, would bring up two children.
Remember, many a little makes a mickle; and farther, beware of little expense...
What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel
What makes a man think he's so great -He has a bellybutton that won't work.
-He has tits that won't give milk. -He has a cock that won't crow....
What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease. -- Jean Paul Richte
What makes people afraid to hit the space bar? Is it sloth, or ignorance?
What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
What makes Teflon stick to the Pan? Nonstick Velcro.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
What makes the virgin flee in horror- Threats of kidnapping or rape?
No: her father plans tomorrow To graft her brain into an ape....

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