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• What do you mean, I have (minus) 300 taglines?
• I don't use taglines. Wait, what's this? Hey!
• I think, therefore I add Taglines. ...Often, they're YOURS!
• You think I like watching you sleep?
• What I don't like about chess is the way you have to sit and pretend to think. -- Gardner Rea
• QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you think he was broken!
• Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done
  I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it....
• Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
  Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....