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What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS?
What is the most heavily armored vehicle in the world? An Iranian Bookmobile!
What is the name of the most favorite T.V. game show in China? Wheel of Fortune Cookies.
What is the name of the President of Lebanon? But answer quickly!
What is the Nature of God? CLICK...CLICK...WHIRRR.
..CLICK...=BEEP!= 1 QT. SOUR CREAM 1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT 1/2 CUT CHIVES....
What is the nature of that 'superior' world to which they sacrifice the world that exists?
The mystics of spirit curse matter, the mystics of muscle curse profit....
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.
What is the output of a vacuum pump?
What is the perfect gift of the blonde who has everything? Penicillin.

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